I’d like to make sure I am clear on this. None of this ever happened. There was no crazy plan, there were 0 hours behind the wheel of an old VW Bus tramping down hundreds of miles of “primitive road“, no trails scouted or poached. Especially not on the Appalachian trail. The absurdity is smothering. The possibility of pulling this type of ride off would be up there with knocking of 3 Vegas casinos in one night-just you and a buddy with a plan. Impossible. Never happened. Just so you know.